Getting right into it, I thought the stage from last evening’s Ru-union of RuPaul’s Drag Race was quite grand. I wish the show itself would have lived up to the grandeur. As many of us know, Madame RuPaul herself dragged us right up until the very end of the final season’s episode announcing that the winner would be revealed at the reunion show the following week on Logo TV. It was actually at that point I basically lost interest in the season, ready to move on to season 5. No Tea – No Shade. But I thought it was a tired ploy to get people to watch the reunion. We would have anyway but I get what they did it and why.
I enjoyed the opening production of season 4 Ladykins, seeing former Dolls from previous seasons in the audience and scattered celebrities among the theatre. With the fact that all of the girls were there in New York for the finale, one would figure that the show should have been two hours with ample time to speak with each girl instead of a brief flash of each. Only Madame LaQueer was able to get out a read towards Jiggly Calienté when RuPaul quickly opened the “Library for Throwing Shade.” The show felt quite forced during these parts. Rushed, in fact.
Then we had Willam come out kicking and screaming (so to speak) by the brute of the delicious Pit Crew for a solo chat with RuPaul. Willam did look good with her sheer latex dress and mega layers of blonde hair, I admit. Of course, everyone wanted to know why she was eliminated from the competition. Well, she says she was forthcoming with the producers that she was breaking the rules regarding the fact her partner was coming to visit for conjugal moments between the two. Love is love… But was it worth it for the prize of $100K?!?!
Well, guess what, I blogged the Tea that she was having her boyfriend coming to visit over a month ago. Sources told me and I shared with my readers. All on the ssh-ssh. Willam, of course, rebutted with a comment on my website saying that “the scoop I had was more like a scoop-on” (like a coupon, I assume.) Hmm, I may not have mentioned the romantic part but guess what… I got Willam’s attention and more Internet traffic because of it. People want to know about her! I was thrilled she replied with a read. I showered her with compliments about her career and we moved on. Regardless of what exactly went down it made for great entertainment. Of course, now Willam has come forward saying on the blog Reality Blurred that the reason she gave on the Ru-union was “false” and is looking for a deal with Logo TV for what I’m assuming will be her own show. You better work, Bitch.
Next up was Latrice “Mother F!%king” Royale. Standing ovation! The only one of the evening from my seat. Royale sat with RuPaul and expressed her feelings of overwhelming love and support she has felt from fans and new friends. Latrice was my winner for America’s Next Drag Superstar. She spoke of not being ashamed of her mistakes like some unfortunate time in prison and how she is treating each moment of her life like it’s gold. When she was eliminated I felt a sharp dagger in my heart for her. Like she said to RuPaul upon elimination, her “life has been changed forever.” All of their lives have. And conDRAGulations on a well deserved Miss Congeniality. Boom-Shaka-Laka-Boom!
CATCH EVERY MOMENT!
The final three were brought out and poised for the crown. The ruthless youth of Phi Phi O’Hara, goth-spook inventive Sharon Needles and professionally polished Chad Michaels sat ready for the big finish while sister contestants shared thoughts and emotions about them, especially about O’Hara. She wasn’t the most popular contestant ever to sashay away from RDR. This is the truth. She defended herself, apologized to some but stood her determined ground. Willam had the quote to the night when she said that she had “no Ru-pologies” for what she had done. No she obviously doesn’t. And Sharon offered that when you’re being boo’d while on stage it’s actually applause from ghosts. The shade, the shade of it all.
In the end, Sharon Needles was awarded the tiny tiara and seemed fairly complacent while the punchbowl crown sat quietly beside the the three. If the story comes to me correctly, RuPaul filmed three endings which explains the strange energy level of the show’s end and lack of excitement. Since shady queens couldn’t keep their mouths shut about last season’s winner, RuPaul refused the spill. I heard Sharon say that she’s “been humbled by it all” and I really hope that she stays humble through the fame. These girls have people coming at them now, more so than ever. Their performance fees jump considerably because of the show and popularity soars. But we should realize the reality of being a reality star. Enjoy the glory, girls! You deserve it all, every single one of you!
Signing up for classes at Drag U
responded to a tweet I sent out to her and Sharon Needles about Needle’s fierce portrayal of Michelle during the Snatch Game last evening on RuPaul’s Drag Race saying that she “Lived!” and that it was her time to impersonate Needles. (Side Note: L-U-V Seduction’s “Could This Be Love” and Visage’s “It’s Gonna Be (A Lovely Day) with SOUL System. WORSHIP!) Celebrities don’t always respond to my tweets (hey – being honest) but when they do like Josh Wolf, Sarah Colonna, Loni Love and LaurieAnn Gibson have, I appreciate the fact they took a minute to shout back. I’m not asking for an engagement ring (already have that!) but some love for this Media Maven would be respected and in their best interests. Just saying…
that I sorta didn’t mind but knew Ross would never act or look that crazy and cross-eyed. Willam served vapid Jessica Simpson realness and did a great job. Latrice Royale played a very bothered Queen of Soul Aretha Franklin to the hilt. Why was she so bothered? Getting to that.
. She is so on-point that it’s like BAM! Alright, Bitch (Being In Total Control of Herself.) She whurqed it, D-O-W-N. Did I leave someone out?! Anyway, it was all about Chad Michaels. And she won the Main Stage Challenge, with Sharon and Willam in a close second. Phi Phi barely escaped the dreaded bottom two which consisted of Milan and Kenya. Safe were Latrice who snapped on the other Dolls after the embarrassing antics she witnessed during the Snatch Game because that was not what she signed on for, Jiggly and Dita. Right on, Royale! I agreed. It was pure immaturity among the few.
played until he very end, Milan stayed and Kenya went away. An obvious choice from this judge’s seat but you never know. Just some advice to the girls who find themselves in a “Lip-sync for your life!” moment. Find your place in the middle of the stage, sing to those judges and that spotlight and don’t be looking over at the other queen worrying about what they’re doing. Kenya is a goddess but she needs a bit more experience and growth. But girl’s mug is no punk. Translation: She’s pretty. Another lap complete!
played while LaQueer points a lot and Milan flops around like an under-painted fish out of water across the stage. In my opinion, after the first “death drop” Milan made her desperate point. It went on way too long and so I feel LaQueer was better and should have stayed. Her makeup was painted for the back row and I personally liked her dress. Then the wigs came off. Again, enough. Milan stayed. Madame LaQueer strolled back to paint the mirror with red lipstick and talk to the camera in a confessional. Another lap complete.
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diva Amber Riley and Natalie Cole sat with Santino and Michelle Visage on the judges podium while the Dolls delivered gold and platinum runway gorgeousness. When the announcements were made, Sharon Needles turned it! Chad and Kenya brought in the next top spots where as low queens on the totem pole this week were Dida and The Princess who would, of course, “lip-sync for their life.” As 
played and Natalie knew the words (her song!) Dida worked that runway into her very own. Mamma owned that number, no question. The Princess couldn’t keep up and was instructed to “Sashay, Away!”
. The Princess out lip-sync’s a young Lashauwn for the final spot of the week. The end.
